' "What's the date today?"
Group of people: "FOURTEEEENTH. Gaw". '
Yeah; Valentines at an all girls school = so not cool.
So today I woke up, and saw Timothy
(Visual reminder: )
And his cage was covered head to tow in bright red blood. Nice. I burst out in tears, and got him out and he was so panicky and traumatised he wouldn't stop running up and down and cuddling into me, coating my PJ top in bright red foot prints. His wheel was caked in blood, obviously so traumatised he just didn't know what to do.. after clearing his cage and washing everything I have put him in a clear plastic cage with no bars for him to climb, no wheel, no nothing other than food and water and his snuggle pouch. And then I came back home in a hurry to see him, and he was spotless.
Went downstairs to ask if my mum had given him a bath, and she looked at me in complete confusion; Obviously Timothy had licked the blood all off, or something equally disgusting.
(The reason I didn't is because if you run a cut under water you're just washing away all the cells that heal the wound, so you would basically bleed to death.). So that was one big sigh of relief, he is fine now, but still wont stop cuddling me.
"I'm not anti-romance, or anti-love. I'm just anti the commercial bastardisation of love."
A great quote from the anti-valentines day in Edinburgh yesterday.
I am not a fan of valentines day; Firstly, why should you have a day to show someone you love them? If you truly loved them, you would let them know every day..
Also mainly because it is so commercialised, it gains the 2nd most income than any other holiday.
Also it just rubs the fact your single into single people's faces.. so not cool..
I guess, it was a nice idea; until companies got a hold of it.
I could rant about this day for quite a while, and go into quite detail, but for any of you loved up optimistic's..
So viewers;
Happy Unimaginative, consumerist-oriented, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance Day.
♥
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